 | Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
| Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
| Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
| Yo momma so fat were in her right now
| Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
| Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
| Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
| Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
| Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
| Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
| Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
| Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
| Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
| Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
| Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
| Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
| Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
| Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
| Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
| Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
| Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
| Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
| Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
| Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
| Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
| Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
| Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
| Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
| Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
| Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
| Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
| Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
| Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
| Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
| Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
| Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
| Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
| Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
| Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
| Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
| Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
| Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
| Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
| Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
| Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
| Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
| Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
| Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
| Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
| Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
| Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
| Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
| Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
| Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
| Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
| Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
| Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
| Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
| Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
| Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
| Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
| Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
| Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
| Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
| Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
| Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
| Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
| Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
| Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
| Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
| Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
| Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
| Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
| Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
| Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
| Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
| Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
| Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
| Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
| Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
| Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
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