Male-Improvement Class

Once again the female staff will be offering the following
courses to all men. PLease note the names of some of the
courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of
the following is MANDATORY!

1.   Combating stupidity.
2.   You can do housework too.
3.   PMS - Learning to keep you mouth shut.
4.   How to fill an ice-tray.
5.   We do not want sleazy underthing for christmas - GIVE US MONEY.
6.   Understanding the females responce to you coming in drunk at 4am.
7.   Wonderful laundry techniques (Formerly called "Don't wash my silks")
8.   Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception.
9.   Get a life - Learn to cook.
10. How NOT to act like an arsehole when you are obviously wrong.
11. YOU - The weaker sex.
12. Reason to give flowers.
13. How to stay awake after sex.
14. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the toilet.
15. Garbage - Getting it to the curb.
16. You can fall asleep without it - If you really try.
17. How to put the toilet lid down (Formerly called "No, its not a bidet")
18. The weekend and sports are not synonymous.
19. How to go shopping without your mate and not get lost.
20. The remote control - Overcoming the dependency.
21. Romanticism - Other ideas bedsides sex.
22. How NOT to act younger then you driver.
23. You TOO can be designated driver.
24. Male bonding - Leave you friends at home.
25. Honest, you  don't look like Mel Gibson - Especially naked!
26. Changing you underwear, It really works.
27. The attainale goal - Omitting @$#! from your vocabulary.
28. Fluffing the sheets after farting in bed is NOT necessary.
29. Overcoming selective deafness.
30. Shaking - 3 or 4 times will get the drops out.

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