YOU LOSE ARGUMENTS WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS

YOU HAVE TO HOLD ONTO THE LAWN TO KEEP FROM FALLING OFF THE EARTH.

JOB INTERFERING WITH YOUR DRINKING

YOUR DOCTOR FINDS TRACES OF BLOOD IN YOU ALCOHOL STREAM.

CAREER WON'T PROGRESS BEYOND SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSTTS.

THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD KEEPS GETTING HIT BY THE TOILET SEAT.

SINCERELY BELIEVE ALCOHOL TO BE THE ELUSIVE 5TH FOOD GROUP

24 HOURS IN A DAY, 24 BEERS IN A CASE- COINCIDENCE??- I THINK NOT!

TWO HANDS AND JUST ONE MOUTH

YOU CAN FOCUS BETTER WITH ONE EYE CLOSED

THE PARKING LOT SEEMS TO HAVE MOVED WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BAR

YOU FALL OFFF THE FLOOR...

YOUR TWIN SONS ARE NAMED BARLEY AND HOPS

HEY, 5 BEERS HAD JUST AS MANY CALORIES AS A BURGER, SCREW DINNER.

MOSQUITOES CATCH A BUZZ AFTER ATTACKING YOU

AT AA MEETINGS YOU BEGIN. " HI, MY NAME IS... UHH."

YOUR IDEA OF CUTTING BACK IS LESS SALT

YOU WAKE UP IN THE BEDROOME, YOUR UNDERWEAR IS IN THE BATHROOM, YOU FELL
ASLEEP CLOTHED.-HMM

THE WHOLE BAR SAYS "HI" WHEN YOU COME IN...

YOU THINK THE FOUR BASCI FOOD GROUPS ARE CAFFEINE, NICOTINE, ALCOHOLM AND
(WOMEN OR MEN)

EVERY NIGHT YOU'RE BEGINNING TO FIND YOU ROOMATE'S CAT MORE AND MORE
ATTRACTIVE

ROSSEANNE LOOKS GOOD

DON'T RECOGNIZE WIFE UNLESS SEEN THROUGH BOTTOM OF GLASS

THAT DAMNED PINK ELEPHANT FOLLOWED ME HOME AGAIN

SENATORS KENNEDY AND PACKWOOD SHAKE THEIR HEADS WHEN THEY WALK PAST YOU

I'M AS JOBER AS A SUDGE

THE SHRUBBERY'S DRUNK FORM TOO FREQUENT WATERING

YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING "TORO TORO TORO" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

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