What girls say | ...what they mean |
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| Can't we just be friends? | There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. |
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| I just need some space | ...without you in it. | ||
| Can you help me with my homework? | If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. |
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| Do I look fat in this dress? | We haven't had a fight in a while | ||
| No, pizza's fine. | Cheap bastard! | ||
| I just do not want a boyfriend now | I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend | ||
| I don't know; what do you want to do? | I can't believe that you have nothing planned | ||
| Come here | My puppy does this too | ||
| I like you but... | I don't like you | ||
| You never listen | You never listen | ||
| We're moving too quickly. | I am not going to sleep with
you until I find out if thisguy in Bio has a girlfriend |
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| I'll be ready in a minute | I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. | ||
| Oh, no, I will pay for myself | I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch | ||
| Oh Yes! Right there | Well, near there; I just want to get this over with | ||
| I'm just going out with the girls. | We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends | ||
| There's no one else. | I am doing your brother | ||
| Size doesn't count... | unless I want an orgasm | ||
What guys say | ...what they mean |
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| It is just orange juice,try it. | 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. | ||
| She's kind of cute | I want to bang her till I am blue | ||
| I don't know if I like her | She won't blow me | ||
| I need you | My hand is tired | ||
| I had her | I had (wet dreams about) her all week. | ||
| I really want to get to know you better. | ...so we can do what I tell my friends we do already. | ||
| How do I compare with all your Other boyfriends? | Is my penis really that small? | ||
| You're the only girl I've ever cared about | You are the only girl who has not rejected me | ||
| I want you back | ...for tonight anyway | ||
| We've been through so much together. | If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity. | ||
| I miss you so much | I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good | ||
| No, I do not want to dance right now. | Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on | ||
| The break-up should not start for another 24 hours. | I want to have sex a few more times
| I am different from all the other guys | I am not circumcised |
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