Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So Artoo-Deetoo
Found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans
Into the Rebelion's hands
So Luke and Obi-wan
Had to get to Alderan
So they stopped into Mos Eisley
To have a drink with Han

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At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
And old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars...

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side
And a smile 12 parsects wide
There went Chewbacca
He was a wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-wan
At the Millenium Falcon
Docking bay 94
Storm troopers at the door
With a blast of Ben's light saber
Now there's an arm on the floor

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Bridge: [Obi-wan] Mos Eisley Space Port. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious.

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
And, by the way, he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
Back on Tatooine

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