Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
"Pants" for key words:
-We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
-The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
-I find your lack of pants disturbing.
-These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
-Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
-General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
-I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
-TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
-Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
-You are unwise to lower your pants.
-She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
-Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
-You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
-Luke. . . Help me remove these pants.
-Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
-That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
-A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
-Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily
guarded than this.
-Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
-Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one. . . Your sister!
-Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first
sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
-Short pants is better than no pants at all.
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